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Gaming quotes madness!! (UnrealSP's premier quotes thread is back in town!)

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Subject: Re: Smot's Gaming Quotes Quiz!

Post Posted: 18 Feb 2011, 20:37

SmotPoker wrote:I see nobody managed to answer, or didn't notice, these questions!

SmotPoker wrote:1) You kicked the shit out of those greaseballs!

2) When does the operation begin?

3) What's going on in this town?

4) I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going!


1: GTA3
4: HL
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Subject: Re: Smot's Gaming Quotes Quiz!

Post Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 00:41

Shivaxi wrote:"I think he hit my aorta!"


Come on...Redeye should know this...
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Jet_v4.3.5: I want to be Lincoln and kick Satan's ass. Emancipate and Proclimate on his ass.

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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 05:44

1) Hey! I found a piece of cheese! Who's cheese is this?

2) You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind

(Dunno the Aorta one :<)
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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 12:07

zacman wrote:
1) Hey! I found a piece of cheese! Who's cheese is this?


Perfect Dark?

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Subject: Re: Smot's Gaming Quotes Quiz!

Post Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 22:38

Shivaxi wrote:"I think he hit my aorta!"


F.E.A.R 2

:P

Very beginning where the guy comes out the elevator and shoots your teammate.
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Jet_v4.3.5: I want to be Lincoln and kick Satan's ass. Emancipate and Proclimate on his ass.

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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 23:31

A: I don't want to die, man! Not like this!
B: How would you like to die?
A: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday? I don't fucking know, you cold bastard!

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Subject: necrothreadia, lol

Post Posted: 28 Mar 2012, 15:09

I'm sorry for resurrecting this thread, which has been dead for a little over a year now, but I thought I'd hit you all with some more gaming quotes. :D

1) Logging is a hazardous occupation.

2) ...the dashingly handsome Vlad, who is by no means a vampire.

3) Oh, look. Stump Jumpin' Jethro just used all three of his brain cells to talk.

4) We've managed to avoid drowning!

5) I can't seem to stop farting this morning. It's making me kinda hungry.
"If that bitch in Cell 4A keeps looking at me funny, I swear I'm going to rip out her larynx!"

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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 28 Mar 2012, 15:49

Two is from Magicka!
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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 28 Mar 2012, 16:02

4) We've managed to avoid drowning!


Truly the worst part of MGS2.
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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 28 Mar 2012, 19:52

Guess where these 3 quotes came from:

1) "Seems like a dangerous place to be sightseeing."
2) "Better a empty pocket than a full grave..."
3) "You're... What? You're up on the roof? I can't hear what you're saying!"
If you see this, I was a really dumb and stupid kid. Don't listen to the above.

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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 29 Mar 2012, 13:56

Maxer 64 wrote:Guess where these 3 quotes came from:


While I appreciate your input into this thread, Maxer 64, I would ask that you refrain from posting more quotes until people have guessed the first set. :D
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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!!

Post Posted: 29 Mar 2012, 13:57

Sana and UBerserker are on the money! 1, 3 and 5 are still to be accounted for! Whoever names all three of them in one post wins an exclusive prize!
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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!! (Exclusive PRIZE now available!)

Post Posted: 29 Mar 2012, 20:25

1.) Alan Wake
3.) Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Go google! :o

Didn't tell me where number 5 came from though..

so Im going to take a wild guess

5.) Leisure Suit Larry

Do I get an exclusive partial prize atleast? :o

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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!! (Exclusive PRIZE now available!)

Post Posted: 30 Mar 2012, 12:13

You're absolutely RIGHT! It isn't any surprise you weren't able to find no. 5 on Google because I made it up.

Congratulations to Frieza! You have won a crappy recording of me doing an impression of the 'John Wayne' recruit in Full Metal Jacket.
PM me your e-mail address!
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Subject: Re: Gaming quotes madness!! (Exclusive PRIZE now available!)

Post Posted: 30 Mar 2012, 14:22

Not sure if sending email address is good idea... analyzing... [/mordinmode]

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