Unreal - The Novel
Posted: 29 Sep 2017, 00:18
Soon to be found in bookstores and, doubtless, adapted for the big screen very soon.
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There was a guy called Prisoner 849, who might actually have been a lady. He was wrongly accused of a crime and sentenced to go to some prison moon (oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this happens way in the future). So they stick him on this shitty prison transport vessel to take him there but the crew manage to get the ship mired up in the gravitational pull of a planet called Na Pali.
The ship crashes with the loss of most on board. Those who do survive get slaughtered by the planet's hostile inhabitants but 849 manages to find lots of contemporary weaponry and other shit. He fights his way to an escape pod, only for it to run out of fuel. Oh dear.
The End.
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Yeah, somebody call Paramount.
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There was a guy called Prisoner 849, who might actually have been a lady. He was wrongly accused of a crime and sentenced to go to some prison moon (oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this happens way in the future). So they stick him on this shitty prison transport vessel to take him there but the crew manage to get the ship mired up in the gravitational pull of a planet called Na Pali.
The ship crashes with the loss of most on board. Those who do survive get slaughtered by the planet's hostile inhabitants but 849 manages to find lots of contemporary weaponry and other shit. He fights his way to an escape pod, only for it to run out of fuel. Oh dear.
The End.
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Yeah, somebody call Paramount.