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[u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

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Subject: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 14 Jun 2012, 06:15

I don't know why but I seem to enjoy making fun of games I like, like THIS one. Now, I want to know if anybody would help me with this. The story goes like this:


At least 50 years had past since Return to Na Pali took place. The Skaarj have gotten retarded since then. Instead of mining Tarydium, they mine shit on planet Shitstorm and not even that aggressive anymore. You play as a Skaarj scout w/ weapons and you're the only Skaarj that's not retarded at all.


You guys think of the rest. But I will need;
Coders
Mappers
Modelers
MAYBE POSSIBLY voice actors

Any takers? :3 This is what happens when you are bored/think too much. XD The rule of all rules is absolutely NO porn!!!

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 14 Jun 2012, 07:39

I don't like this rule... What about soft? But, I'd say skaarj should mine not shit but grease. I see no point in shit as totally useless, but grease? Also, Grease the mine should have some unique features, like... A drug that is making them dumb... Or something... And the planet name? Should be a moon of a bigger planet, fifth moon called Elephant.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 14 Jun 2012, 08:04

Like I said, the Skaarj are becoming so stupid they don't know what shit is and they think it's usefull and go to another planet called Shitstorm (which it rains shit LOL), then there's you, a lonely Skaarj scout whose parents(?) are dumb as hell.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 02:51

All Rights Reserved wrote:Like I said, the Skaarj are becoming so stupid they don't know what shit is and they think it's usefull and go to another planet called Shitstorm (which it rains shit LOL), then there's you, a lonely Skaarj scout whose parents(?) are dumb as hell.

Why does this seem like a joke of EXU? Wasn't there raining shit in EXU2? And Rrajigar's Anus, really?
Also, Isn't there a map called The Shitstorm!?! Girl, You crazy!

All Rights Reserved wrote:Any takers? :3 This is what happens when you are bored/think too much. XD The rule of all rules is absolutely NO porn!!!


STEALER!!!!
Maxer 64 wrote:ALSO: I have one rule if you want something like a easter egg. NO PORN!

http://www.unrealsp.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2452
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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 03:05

It's a PLANET called Shitstorm... Not a parody or w/e of EXU2. I don't like porn so... What you're thinking of is the Shitgun from EXU2 and I'm not gonna have anything like that in my little whatever you wanna call it. I'm gonna give you diabeetus if you keep thinking that.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 03:17

All Rights Reserved wrote:It's a PLANET called Shitstorm... Not a parody or w/e of EXU2. I don't like porn so... What you're thinking of is the Shitgun from EXU2 and I'm not gonna have anything like that in my little whatever you wanna call it. I'm gonna give you diabeetus if you keep thinking that.

I was joking about the porn thing. And I'm sorry. Since the character is a Skaarj. Does this mean there is, Finally! going to be a working, in-game, Razik (skaarj claws)!?! Sure, there is MCoop, but that's not good 'nuff for me right now.
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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 03:21

I was hoping I could make a way to show the Skaarj claws show when you attack something like you see the claws when you slash.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 03:33

On a unrelated subject, When is your actual Unreal server going to be up? I'm sick of the crap shown below.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 03:36

Uh, sorry. I'm setting my REAL one up atm AGAIN after I got a new laptop. Them tards that transfered my junk didn't transfer my games and other programs. And loling about Leo on the server list.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 06:00

Sometimes you've just got to let them know.

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 06:09

I told them EVERYTHING. I guess they don't know what EVERYTHING means... ANYWAI, anyone gunna help me?

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 15 Jun 2012, 23:49

All Rights Reserved wrote:I told them EVERYTHING. I guess they don't know what EVERYTHING means... ANYWAI, anyone gunna help me?

With school almost over. I think I could be a sexy voice actor thanks to insparation from a standup comedy special I watched.
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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 16 Jun 2012, 02:23

I was hoping a mapper. :/

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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 16 Jun 2012, 14:43

All Rights Reserved wrote:I was hoping a mapper. :/

Sorry, I wish I could be a mapper but I just still learning on mapping. In other words, I suck.
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Subject: Re: [u1] or [ut] Rrajigar's Anus (clear parody of Unreal :P)

Post Posted: 16 Jun 2012, 16:19

All Rights Reserved wrote:Coders
Mappers
Modelers


Are you able to do any of these yourself? It might a good idea to start something so other people will have a better idea of what you have in mind.

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