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Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 19:36
by Darkon
NicolasEymerich wrote:At first, you need to find a woman (or a man, but it's a matter of taste).


not really... to build one, you need one of each kind. So a man and a woman. You need to read the "Build Mappers for Dummies" more carefully, Nicolas!

Posted: 12 Nov 2007, 22:39
by Derdak2rot
that was scary , i thought the forum was gone forever until i saw the front page :P welcome meh !! :D

Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 05:29
by Lightning Hunter
Make no mistake about it, this thread was never intended to be about spam. I never care about post counts. I just saw that this topic was empty, so I gave it some love. No spam here. Honest. As Leslie Nielsen would say, "Nothing to see here. Please disperse!"

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NicolasEymerich wrote:
LightningHunter wrote:Someone tell me how to create mappers.


well... it's a long story. At first, you need to find a woman (or a man, but it's a matter of taste). Then, after a while, maybe after a touching movie or an expensive night out, well... do you know about bees and flowers? Yes, it's completely different.
After nine months, more or less, you've got a walking headache that keeps you awake at night, pees, cries, shouts and does anything evil minds do whenever he wants to. And you can't do anything, since he/she simply doesn't understand you unless you say something like "da, da" and "du, du" at which he/she looks at you and his/her expression looks like "WTFLOL?".
Then, this being grows. If left alone, it can develop in anything, from a politician, to a doctor, to a lawyer, to an astronaut, or maybe a sportsman. But no, you want him to be a mapper, so while he/she is still young, and plasmable, read him/her stories about the ugly BSP gnome, or the Boogeyman behind the HOM. Tell him/her that if her classmates call him/her names, then he will rebuild them. With no optimization.
Buy him/her a pc, the complete Unreal/UT/UT2kx/UTIII collection, all the books by Hourences (with leather cover, if available), leave FragnBrag as his/her tutor, build up a homemade server, grant him/her a BeyondUnreal life premium membership (complete with golden plate with "Cool, huh?" written on it). Then, maybe, he/she will become a mapper.

Well, maybe.

Oh, and .... +1?


:lol:

Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 16:32
by Ultimate Weasel
NicolasEymerich wrote:
LightningHunter wrote:Someone tell me how to create mappers.


well... it's a long story. At first, you need to find a woman (or a man, but it's a matter of taste). Then, after a while, maybe after a touching movie or an expensive night out, well... do you know about bees and flowers? Yes, it's completely different.
After nine months, more or less, you've got a walking headache that keeps you awake at night, pees, cries, shouts and does anything evil minds do whenever he wants to. And you can't do anything, since he/she simply doesn't understand you unless you say something like "da, da" and "du, du" at which he/she looks at you and his/her expression looks like "WTFLOL?".
Then, this being grows. If left alone, it can develop in anything, from a politician, to a doctor, to a lawyer, to an astronaut, or maybe a sportsman. But no, you want him to be a mapper, so while he/she is still young, and plasmable, read him/her stories about the ugly BSP gnome, or the Boogeyman behind the HOM. Tell him/her that if her classmates call him/her names, then he will rebuild them. With no optimization.
Buy him/her a pc, the complete Unreal/UT/UT2kx/UTIII collection, all the books by Hourences (with leather cover, if available), leave FragnBrag as his/her tutor, build up a homemade server, grant him/her a BeyondUnreal life premium membership (complete with golden plate with "Cool, huh?" written on it). Then, maybe, he/she will become a mapper.

Well, maybe.

Oh, and .... +1?

At least make sure to rebuild him properly, and DON'T DELETE HIS BRUSHES. It'll make life hard for him if he breaks something.

Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 20:02
by Z-enzyme
Guys... You rock balls...

+1... Yay :D

Posted: 13 Nov 2007, 22:25
by GenMoKai
i dont get it any more

-1 :(

Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 09:08
by Hyper
Just clicky on the OpenGL DLL file, select open with notepad, draw a nice map in ASCII art, save it and run it with Unreal.exe to get a great map rendered in OpenGL.

Posted: 14 Nov 2007, 14:48
by Darkon
Hyper wrote:Just clicky on the OpenGL DLL file, select open with notepad, draw a nice map in ASCII art, save it and run it with Unreal.exe to get a great map rendered in OpenGL.


I should try that out.. maybe I DO have mapping skills after all! :tup: