NicolasEymerich wrote:LightningHunter wrote:Someone tell me how to create mappers.
well... it's a long story. At first, you need to find a woman (or a man, but it's a matter of taste). Then, after a while, maybe after a touching movie or an expensive night out, well... do you know about bees and flowers? Yes, it's completely different.
After nine months, more or less, you've got a walking headache that keeps you awake at night, pees, cries, shouts and does anything evil minds do whenever he wants to. And you can't do anything, since he/she simply doesn't understand you unless you say something like "da, da" and "du, du" at which he/she looks at you and his/her expression looks like "WTFLOL?".
Then, this being grows. If left alone, it can develop in anything, from a politician, to a doctor, to a lawyer, to an astronaut, or maybe a sportsman. But no, you want him to be a mapper, so while he/she is still young, and plasmable, read him/her stories about the ugly BSP gnome, or the Boogeyman behind the HOM. Tell him/her that if her classmates call him/her names, then he will rebuild them. With no optimization.
Buy him/her a pc, the complete Unreal/UT/UT2kx/UTIII collection, all the books by Hourences (with leather cover, if available), leave FragnBrag as his/her tutor, build up a homemade server, grant him/her a BeyondUnreal life premium membership (complete with golden plate with "Cool, huh?" written on it). Then, maybe, he/she will become a mapper.
Well, maybe.
Oh, and .... +1?