Many times I have dwelt upon this thread and laughed buoyantly, and realised there was something missing. Something so inspiring it could cause mutiple miracles and childish dreams. Something that captured Unreal from the time you awoke in your cell to the time you flew away and fell asleep. So begun the twenty second tale when I raised my brush and swept it around barbarically, capturing 849's insane stumbling, the Pupae's graceful gnawing and the Skaarj's violent twiddling. Finally I released my hold on the mouse and took in the beauty of the scene that was unfolding before my eyes, and I uploaded the picture. Then the collection of scruffy messes and atrocious faliures was complete.
I was struck by a wave of tingly magic as I realised I had done a good deed and some angel like things danced around my head before I swatted them away.